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Your funny 40th.

Jokes About Turning 40: More Funny Quotations. The point of telling these 40th birthday jokes is to have fun and not to make the person feel worse.

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Also, do not forget to add some. . I may by 40, but I feel like a 20 year old every morning when I wake up.

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You'll start feeling old on your 41st birthday. . “Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.

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In your 40s you don’t have to drink to feel hungover.

Don’t worry.

Mr Johnson was previously handed a fixed-penalty notice, along with Rishi Sunak, over a June 2020 Downing Street gathering for his 56th birthday. .

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“No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Your midlife crisis is just around the corner.

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Funny 40th birthday jokes for this momentous occasion. . Dec 23, 2015 - Explore Mel Scifi's board "Forty - the new F-word.

I’ve already alerted your doctor. Here are some of the best jokes about life that will help you get through this milestone birthday. Lately I’m doing that thing people do when they pick up something with small print on it and. Tick, tick, tick. . ”.

2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2.

I’ve already alerted your doctor. In your case, it just means that you're 40 times as cool, smart, beautiful, funny and kind as you were the day you were born.

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If you or someone you know is turning 50 and can appreciate a few jokes about aging less than gracefully, here are some turning 50 jokes you can share.